Хануккальный баян

As the El Al plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the
captain came on: "Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened
until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have
been turned off. We also wish to remind you that using cell phones on board
this aircraft is strictly prohibited. To those who are seated, we wish
you a Merry Christmas, and hope that you enjoy your stay. And to those
of you standing in the aisles and talking on your cell phones, we wish you
a Happy Chanukah, and welcome back home.