Чаеведам

Открыл новую банку (sic!) чая на работе и, от нечего делать, прочел инструкцию. Привожу ее полностью:
Open this pack of Tata Tea Temptation, take a deep breath and let the aroma of the finest Assam orthodox leaf overwhelm your sences. Warm a kettle of water. Add a teaspoon of tea for every cup. Brew for four minutes. Strain the tea into cups. Then flavour with sugar, milk or other ingredients like lime or honey or ginger for more exotic taste. Once that's decided, sit back and succumb to temptation.
Кароче, чичяс я чифирьку отхлебну и будет мине щастие.